Speaking of house cleaning, I had two of the five rooms on our second floor under construction, as well as the back enclosed porch. That meant the guest room on the 2nd floor became a storage closet.
During this time I had also been building my ammo inventory. As the shipments arrived, I tossed them on the guest bed because I could not get to my ammo closet. One day my wife confronts me: “The guest room is a disaster, I cannot even walk through it. There is ammo all over the bed!!!”. To which I replied “How can ammo on the bed prevent you from walking through the room?”
Guess what I spent the afternoon doing.